WARNING!

Please read this before is too late!.

This is the real deal. If you are afraid of zombies please stop reading this blog.

Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Monday, April 30, 2012

Of Zombies and Girls (bad girls)


Male zombies like girls...we are zombies not dead people!

In my last trip I went for dinner to a reputable area...and I found these girls. I wanted to talk to them, but unfortunately they were behind a window. Cowards!

Friday, April 27, 2012

Should Zombies Work?

Not really. Working is futile. It is a waste of time and it has really no rewards. Zombies need no money ti live and, look at the newspaper clip...no appreciation whatsoever. Live the worry-free life of a zombie!!!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Proper Careers for Zombies CVI

One important thing to do when you are young is to choose the right career. I for one did it and...no regrets.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

What do Baby Zombies Eat?


OREOS!
Baby zombies have no taste for meat just yet. Instead they eat Oreos, but of course with milk, like in this Oreos advertisement. Thank you Oreos for this non-suggestive add!!!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Do zombies Like Hospitals ?

Oh....for sure. In hospitals we find all sorts of replacement parts. I, for one, have three kidneys.

Friday, April 20, 2012

A Light Dinner


Not all humans taste the same nor they provide the sufficient nutrients a zombie needs. I, for one, like a light dinner, like this girl in the picture. Not only light but stupid. The perfect combo.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

An Easy Mark

We are not different from other creatures...if we can we rather go the easy way. When hunting for fresh flesh sometimes we just go to the nearest restaurant instead of walking (we don't run, what's the hurry) hours and hours to find a descent meal.
Last winter when I was in Alaska I found excellent hobo meat...and good price also.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Zombies dislike Surprises!


Zombies are very quiet and reserved creatures. Any disturbance annoy us big time...you never know what can happen.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Sorry for the inconvenience ....

This zombie is Upgrading to a 3K (better than 3D) Class B Zombie. This Reno takes time so I will post new stuff on April 18. Stay tunned.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

New Titanic Movie Coming Soon!

It is true. Titanic 2, Jack is Back will be showing in 2013. Directed by James Cameron himself... a Titanic Zombie Movie...the ultimate.

Monday, April 9, 2012

The End of Easter as You Know It!

It is true. Easter is over...for ever. Kids: better find a new celebration. Easter is gone.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Are There Any Fat Zombies?

I guess you could say that. I haven't seen one, but I have heard about them. For sure, though, we enjoy fat people. That is a fact.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Zombies Celebrate Easter!

Si senior...we do. Zombies love Easter. Some zombies call it "Zombie Jesus Day", but others just call it Zombie Easter. Either way we celebrate. Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Titanic Myths IV

This is a typical Titanic myth...they did not find a baby girl dressed in 1912's clothes. That is a lie!. They found twin babies dressed in 1912's clothes. I hate myths.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Speed is Everything!


With all that data coming and going, text messaging, blogging, emails...the concept of speed has changed. I for one will be buying this new technology as soon as it is out. My iPhone 4S is soooo old.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Batman is Friend of the Justice


That is why he doesn't get a ticket, even though he doesn't have a licence plate. He has friends in high places. I like Batman.