WARNING!

Please read this before is too late!.

This is the real deal. If you are afraid of zombies please stop reading this blog.

Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Monday, May 28, 2012

Taking a Break

This zombie's lifestyle has change quite a bit and somehow needs to re-arrange his new schedule. That being said, it is time to take a break from the blog and focus on other things. As usual the urgent takes over the important. I will probably come back, but being a zombie...you never know. Thank you for visiting.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Why Do Zombies Walk so Slowly?

We walk for a reason...gas prices. When gas hit 5 1/4 Cents I decided that walking was the way to go...we do it slowly because, well, let's face it, what is the hurry?

Thursday, May 24, 2012

I am Getting Ready for The New Batman Movie

They say it is the closest to the original one....I am dying to go to the screening!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Where Do Zombies Vacation?

Well...we like to travel -slowly but surely- but one of my favourite places is Haiti. It has it all: hurricanes, earthquakes, bad food and....zombies!!!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

I Walked With A Zombie


We have been around for a long long time. I like this video from 1943...I feel nostalgic.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Zombies are Impatient!

We don't like to wait to cross the street. I hate waiting to cross the street. That is the reason why zombies jaywalk all the time.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Different Points of View.


The first picture shows how a wife looks like to a male zombie after 10 years of marriage...the second one shows how a male zombie imagined a wife after 10 years of marriage. Different points of view.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Zombies Like...Beer...FREE Beer!!!!


One of the many real uses of an iPad...that is why I take it with me all the time. Zombies love beer!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Zombie Tips for Women VI

During the cold months of Fall and winter, a good wife (read woman) must prepare the fireplace in advance, so when the husband arrives he will feel welcomed and maintain the house environment stress free. You must remember that the only reason for you to exist is to make him happy and comfortable.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Reason 180 Why Zombies Hate Water


Zombies dislike water. It is a well known fact. One of may reasons is because you might get hurt by a very stupid human trying to do balconing. Stupid humans!

Monday, May 7, 2012

Friday, May 4, 2012

Frogs are Freakier than Zombies!


At least we don't pretend to be humans. We talk like zombies, eat like zombies and, of course we seat like zombies. Freak frogs are disgusting!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Mother Issues MCVI

All zombies have mother issues. I still resent my mom's constant commentary: "Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself...you should have remained a virgin"



Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Zombies also have Good Days and Bad Days

It is quite normal. Zombies also have good days and bad days. I, for one, prefer good days. I hate when something tries to take a bite of your trunk, that is why I keep mine hidden.