WARNING!

Please read this before is too late!.

This is the real deal. If you are afraid of zombies please stop reading this blog.

Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

From the Zombie Book of Etiquette MCIV

When engaging with a young human, under fifteen years of age, before eating his brains be polite and ask him his Christian name, so you can create a comfortable eating environment. If he is unresponsive -like most tweens are- then refer to him as "boy"


Thursday, April 17, 2014

Lazarus... a Jesus Trick?

OK...we are celebrating Easter again... and the question remains. Was Lazarus the first zombie of our time?...or he was used as a propaganda instrument for Jesus' purposes... was it for real or smoke and mirrors?... the question remains...

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Did Zombies Watched Gravity?

OK...zombies go to the movies, a known fact. This zombie went to see this movie and didn't like the ending...until they released this one. Happy Zombie.



Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Returned... Zombies or Not?

Humans are misinformed. Somehow they think that all zombies are created (created?) the same. They are so wrong. Zombies come in different forms being the ones with rotten flesh and eating brains the most popular.

Now... there are many other kinds, like The Returned, who happens to be people's deceased family... but they just wanted to come back and hang around the living. They don't crave for brains nor they can sleep. Nevertheless they WERE dead but NOW they are pretty much "alive" and sharing beer with their loved ones. That falls into the Zombie category.

Personally I like The Returned. They are a remarkable branch of the zombie species.