WARNING!

Please read this before is too late!.

This is the real deal. If you are afraid of zombies please stop reading this blog.

Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Friday, January 27, 2017

Did Zombies Voted for Hillary?

So..OK.. we did vote and YES we are not in the registry -even though we wanted to register as voters we ended eating the guys in charge of registration- but c'mon .. for Hillary?

Friday, January 6, 2017

Will Canada survive the Zombie Apocalypse?


Well...it depends. The ones who live East most likely will die quite fast: to start with they don't speak Zombie...they speak French! and zombies hate French (well actually they hate everyone but is because we have issues) then the ones in the middle will die, first the 50% who live in Cities and the other 50% will die later on when we manage to find them...but they most likely die of boredom (what do they do there for entreatment?) and the ones near the West Coast, well they will probably survive because they hardly go out as they are so busy working to pay for their houses that are ridiculously expensive...those will die of exhaustion or wealth, whichever comes first...