ZOMBIE'S QUOTES- MARK TWAIN

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.


I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
 
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.




It is easier to stay out than get out.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.


Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.


Nadie se desembaraza de un hábito o de un vicio tirándolo por la ventana: hay que sacarlo por la escalera, peldaño a peldaño.
 
Un hombre con una idea nueva es un loco, hasta que la idea triunfa.
 
El paraiso lo prefiero por el clima; el infierno por la compañía.
 
La educación es la defensa organizada de los adultos  contra los jóvenes.