Star Wars 7...top secret

YES, you can say you read it here...this is the opening sequence for the new Disney owned Star Wars 7...I am already in line to be the first one.

MY Halloween Costume for 2012

NOBODY will notice me. The perfect plan.

Weird Halloween Costumes IV

This is my last Halloween costume post in 2012...just want to say that is not a bad idea using a festivity -like Halloween- to introduce your child into new career opportunities

Weird Halloween Costumes III

Is your kid the kind that terrorizes the neighbourhood ?... easy ... let him to to gather candy in his usual outfit. He will get lots of candy...and money too!

Weird Halloween Costumes II

No kidding...this is weird even for a zombie (and the dad looks happy)

Weird Halloween Costumes I

Humans are quite peculiar. They fear zombies because "we eat brains"...where they eat ...poultry...and...gasp...kids. Weirdos.

Zombie Intimate Confession VI

YES...I confess.... I have used EPO many times before. Sorry Lance, I guess you were not the only one.

New Titanic Movie!

And it is not a 4D James Cameron movie...it is Killer Zombies from the Titanic. I am camping outside the movie theatre right now. It opens December 1st. Can't wait.

Is There Such Thing as a Zombie God?

YES....I AM a Zombie God.

Zombie's Wisdom I

Life is one percent luck, ninety eight percent perseverance and two percent accuracy.

Zombies Hate Competition!

Yes we do. Now, out of the blue, in Pakistan there is this stupid amoeba which enters trough the nose (here it goes for all those weird "neti pod" users) and starts eating away people's brains. It drive me nuts!...where is the elegance and cache that we provide when we eat brains?... entering through the nose?...really?...that is just disgusting.

Zombies have an Eye for Subliminal

Zombies have the ability to see beyond what humans do. Just a quick glance and we are able to see hidden messages, which are not visible to vulgar creatures, like humans.

I was re-watching one of my favourite movies, The Silence of The Lambs, and I noticed that there is more in the image than I imagined. I love subliminal images.

Little Secrets to Keep a Zombie Happy VI

It is a zombie's woman to make sure that when The Zombie comes back home from work that his kids are clean (we are rotting not dirty) well groomed and in a mood to please daddy. Otherwise the woman fails ... again.

Zombie Food option B

When zombies can't find brains we have to resource to other options. For me, a hamburger fan, this is option B. Bone Appetite !