From Etsy. Honestly..great !

Ha! We are back baby. We are back.

Oh yes..I couldn't decide who looks zombier...honest.

A haircut!

You see? It really how you know us...we come in all forms and shapes. 11 is our public relations gold winner this year. She did great prom...

Oh yes...we do fear somethings...life and unbaked cheesecake.

So..OK.. we did vote and YES we are not in the registry -even though we wanted to register as voters we ended eating the guys in charge of...

Well...it depends. The ones who live East most likely will die quite fast: to start with they don't speak Zombie...they speak French!...

Oh Mr. Trump... do the math: there are way more Mexicans than zombies...and we climb walls like there is no tomorrow. We are opening a Zom...

And then again...zombies are the new black. In HBO's series Westworld all I see is zombies. They live, they die in the most horrible ...

OK...besides the ridiculous interpretative dance that is performed here and there in the show (which opens another question: do zombies da...

Hopefully not. We had enough of the sibling effect in GOT....

So...John Snow, zombie extraordinaire de Game of Thrones is coming back for the semi-season finale in March 2017...but...he is to die -gasp-...

A day without sunlight is not the same as a night. It just looks like it.

Do not trust a human who is holding a chainsaw on the wrong end of a chainsaw...he might hurt himself and spoil the fun for you.

Do not think yourself as an ugly human. Think yourself as a beautiful zombie.

...for now. Some say Jon Snow will come back and some say he won't. I say that if he comes back he will do so as a zombie. Game of Thr...

While I await the release of the movie Jurassic World, I have decided to crowdsource my very own zombie movie: Zombie Park. I am working ...

Educating a zombie kid is not an easy task...most of the times it feels as if you were talking to a dead kid. In a typical zombie family ...

He is a one hit wonder.

At the beginning there was no masturbation. There was only... Adam...the very first human . He was unable to pleasure himself because it d...

And we are being generous! We have more shades...but better than that...we have rigor mortis, permanent rigor mortis as a fact...: whic...

For those who still can't accept the fact that zombies are a reality, here from today news!! Bart the cat was hit by a car, b...

Yes, it is true... its happening all over. James Cameron wanted the rights to make the movie... didn't get them (we are picky) ... ...

So, the year ends, this zombie is tired but willing to help my brothers (yes, I have been watching Marco Polo in Netflix) and what can be be...

Again, this zombie site is ahead of all the Star Wars Dorks. This is the real stuff.... your welcome!

New Year's is not a great day for zombies as we hate noise, crowds -they are scary-, music and....fireworks. Drinking is fine but we ...

So, the South American Zombie King, The Complainer One, the one who satisfies his thirst not with blood but with ultra sugary expressos......

So, you feel guilty but just can figure it out why. You wake up and feel guilty, go to bed and feel guilty. YES...sometimes zombies feel ...