A Mexican Zombie?

Zombies hate discrimination. We don't discriminate nobody. According to the Urban Dictionary a Mexican zombie is a Mexican who stand outside uhauls (what is that?), Home Depot (a Mexican outside a Home Depot?...who is a Home Depot?) and construction sites (me no entiende construction site)...

Reason to Join The Zombie Clan I

That is the beauty of consuming brains...their are priceless...I mean, no price. No price no inflation. Another reason to become a zombie. Join us today!

That Was Not Me!

I swear...that one is not mine...I think...

Zombies Need Women to Balance Life

If not life...at least a vehicle. Good enough.

Zombie's Black Friday

You all are so busy with your buying frenzy that you don't even notice us.

Zombies are Optimistic

The way we read this sign is:
1. There is more food...somewhere, same taste and texture.
2. BBQ food. We like it
3. Where you find one human most likely there will be plenty more. Feast time.

Zombie Math Women's Style

Zombie women are almost the same as male zombies, again...almost.

Zombies Math I

Math is almost a natural occurrence in zombies...almost.

From the Book of Knowledge MMIV

My good friend Mark told me once: "Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint". We was right.

Zombie Children are Weird...

No kidding....I agree that childhood is a very weird joke that life throws at us at early age...but, really?...a child that likes turtles (stupid brainless slow creatures) and teachers (stupid brainless slow creatures)?....weird is an easy way to express my feelings.

Do zombies Have Memory?

Actually we do. Just last night I was trying to sleep looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself...where the heck is the ceiling?

Planet of the Donkey (not the movie)

Surreal....but true. Humans, what are you gonna do.

Do Zombies Go to Heaven?

If it is open...why not.

Putting Kids to Bed Zombie Style

Sometimes kids need a different approach when it comes to rules. Do your kids give you grief at bedtime?...hire a zombie. We fix pretty much everything in a loving and caring way.