Goodbye American Pie

Sad Zombie, sad Pope. Goodbye pope (no capitals anymore) you will be missed by....us. One sad day for zombies.

Zombies Hate Les Miserables

That is why I am all for the sequel. Hated the original. 

From The Book of Knowledge IX

Cooking a meal for your host is a nice gesture but ordering a pizza and offering to chip in for your part is easier.

How to Find True Love I

Find something GREAT about her. Desire it. Love it. Enjoy it.

From the Zombie Book of Knowledge III

Therapy is expensive. Bubble Wrap is cheap. You choose.

Zombies are into Financial Planing

I don't know about you, but I do. Every cent I spend I take everything in consideration...and I mean...everything!

Valentine's Zombie Gift !

Even after death...the gift that keeps on giving. Happy Valentine's!

Signs of The End of Time

Nothing else to say.

Zombie Pope Gone...

A sad day for all zombies. One of our great leaders wants out. Receiving applications right now.

Zombie's Prediction # 8 Fulfilled !

According to my 2013 Predictions, I stated in #8: "Justin Bieber will have a fight with Selena and will have problems with the law" . So it happens that Selena dumped him for good AND he was pictured smoking weed. I know he apologized last night at SNL, but I'm just saying. Keep an eye for the fulfillment of my other predictions.

Spanish for Zombies now Available!

Si Seniur...seh ablah spaniol.

Star Wars Episode VII Trailer 2015

Unofficial. unauthorized, but based on actual facts -taken from the world wide web and my cousin Vinni-.

1. Star Wars episode 7 will be about Yoda...or Han Solo...or Greedo.
2. Star Wars episode 7 will be directed by JJ Adams
3. Star Wars episode 7 will have... a zombie!

Free Bird Hotel!

I just started a new business. I am renting birdhouse space to any human that wants its pet-bird to be taken care of. Not expensive. Contact me for more info.