Why Zombies Don't Marry IV

One of many reasons why zombies don't marry. We like burnt beer!

Do Zombies Want to go to Heaven?

Oh no...no!
Why would I want to go to heaven... I know as a fact that none of my friends are going to be there.

Zombies Have Feelings!

Yes... like just now I feel numb, like dead, slow and hungry, with no meaning in life, lost, no purpose in life... actually I feel normal. It is a good day.

Can You See Me Now?

Ha!... and you were a non believer. We are here... all you have to do is pay attention.

Do Zombies Tweet?

Yes, we do...only at night time, when food is not that easy to find. This map shows how many people are tweeting at a given time...Chinese tweeters...where are you?

Do Zombies Marry?

Oh yes... marriage is the closest to slow painful death.... fun!

The World is a Better Place Now...

The ABBA museum just open. Now I can satisfy my need for pop culture. Thanks humans!

Do Zombies Masturbate?

Not really... we fear that our hands will become hairy -like werewolves'- ...I think my mother and all those weird priests that educated me as a child were right... if you masturbate your hands will grow hair in the palms ... nasty stuff...

Warhammer is Out!

Zombie Toys are in... signs of the times....

What Kind of a Creature are You?

According to the Book of Knowledge, Creatures are divided, first, in TWO categories: disposable creatures and somehow useful creatures; the first ones we call them FIRST TIER CREATURES.

Somehow Useful Creatures belong to one -and only one- of the SEVEN Master Sub-categories, which are shown in my chart. If you don't fit in any of these 7 categories, then you belong to the First Tier.

Birds Love Zombies!

Every creature on Earth love us...stupid little feathered animals just can't get enough of us. I love my zombie bird feeder.