Zombies Love Stupid People!

Cruel, sadistic, stupid as it can get, arrogant, coward and with mother issues...I love this guy!...zombies love this kind of humans. They make us feel like Saint Nicholas.

Zombies and Mail

I get a lot of mail. Zombies hate mail. How did they find me?, how do they know my name?... I AM the current homeowner. I think the Government is spying on me. Stupid mail.

Do Zombies Work?

Unlike Humans, zombies don't have the need for material things. As higher creatures in the Universe chain, we are beyond possessions. If we want, for example, enjoy the beauty of a flower, we just look at it where the flower is. Humans prefer to buy a smart phone, buy an app and take a digital picture of the flower so they can enjoy it. Humans, I tell you.

The Invisible Zombie

I got to that point. Now you see me, now you don't. I post only when I can find my invisible hands...