Do Zombies Have Any Religion?

Ha...for us, religion is, well...like a penis...

It is OK to have one
It is OK to be proud of it...HOWEVER...
Do not pull it out in public,
Do not push it on children
Do not write laws with it and
Do not think with it

How Do You Know if You Are a Zombie?

Easy... are you lining up for an iPhone 5S or gasp...5C?..chances are that you qualify. Please apply within.

What Do Filipino Zombies Like The Most?

Filipino zombies are weird...

How Did Zombies Survive The Wild West?

Easy. We played dead so the bounty hunters could not get a reward.

From The Book of Knowledge CCCI

If you are going to steal something you should always try to steal from the rich as the poor have the tendency of having close to nothing.