Zombie's New Year's Celebration 2013

Not a lot quite frankly. Zombies love to have a peace and quiet end of the year. I for one will be watching my favorite movie with my kids... my wife left me again. Happy New Year Zombies!

From The Zombie Book of Revelations I

Chapter I, episode I, first Zombie Revelation. "God is an Atheist"... so why shouldn't I be one?

Zombie Hangover!

What a night. I celebrated Christmas until late... I really don't remember a lot... or nothing at all... or...what?

What do Zombies do in Christmas Eve?

We go out. We can't tolerate more Christmas music, trees, decorations and humans feeling the urge to buy whatever. Out is the only solution... it will keep our minds out of this craziness.

Is My Child... a Zombie? (gasp)

Not yet...but you are doing a terrific job bringing him to the Undead Side (sorry but if I use "Dark Side" George Lucas will sue me).

Life or Death... which one is better?

Undead for sure. You see...life is just a long and painful road to death whereas death is so final. Undead in the other hand is the solution. Join us.

Today I Feel Infernally Mortal...

I know, it is a weird feeling... It's easy to fight when everything is right but it is a different story when everything goes wrong. When all is right you are mad with the trill and the glory but when things have gone sideways you feel infernally mortal.

Are There any Chinese Zombies?

Sure, why not. Actually there are more Chinese Zombies than all in North America. They are quite nice even though we have no idea what are they saying. Funny creatures...

Zombie's Christmas Gift II

When I wake up -contrary to popular misconception- all I can think of is... I NEED coffee... so a nice one would be a nice present.

Who Else Feeds on Your Brain?

To start with...the therapists (" psychoanalysts " they call themselves...) and they tend to be scarier, creepier and less interesting than zombies...and, gasp, they CHARGE you for feeding of your brain!!!!

Zombies CAN Foresee the Future!

Well... actually humans claim they can (zombies can't). Oh I die of envy... if only I could see the future...

Zombie's Christmas Present Idea HIS/HERS IV

There is nothing like sharing love with others... that is why I choose this friendship necklace as my choice for a couple's Christmas Present 2013. Harts are so 70's.

Jobs For Zombies I

Zombies can work, for sure. I have decided to start a series on jobs that zombies can do. We are not quite fans of working, but it might give us something to do...

The first one that comes to mind is NINJAS. YES...zombies CAN be ninjas...just think about it: we are dead so nobody can actually kill us, we are quiet as we don't like to talk and we are not great listeners so begging for your life will do nothing to alter our intentions. Is all about training...