Are We The Last Living Souls?

I don't think so...but I like the song though...

Zombie's Best Moments in Life I

Zombies enjoy life too. We treat ourselves with some indulgences. There is nothing more comforting than having an interesting conversation while pooping.

Rigor Mortis Zombie Style!

Oh yes...zombies also like going to the movies -and popcorn too-

Humans are Stupid! I

Humans always RUN when they see us. I guess they haven't realized that speed is something we lack of...

Game of Thrones, zombie style

I know... crazy isn't it?
And at the end there is nothing they can do about it.

Do Zombies Freeze?

Actually we do. Even though we can survive at -100˚C we still freeze, but what really bother us is BRAIN FREEZE!

From The Book of Knowledge MCIV

Zombies NEVER apologize. You are allowed to explain that you are sorry about the rule and explain that that's the way it is.