From Zombies and Math

If humans can solve ALL problems with math, so they say (ie. Malaysian MA370), why can't zombies do the same?
Think about it...you fear us without math -you assume we are ignorants-...can you imagine your panic if you learn that we, as a fact, do all our planning using math?...Ha!

Zombies Only Need to be Loved!

That's all. Come near us and we will show you love...

Do Zombies Wear Tattoos?

Oh, there is no way in hell that we would allow somebody to burn our delicate skin and poison it with ink. We are as decayed as we can be... but fortunately we have humans for that.

Can Zombies Cook?

You bet!
Check this zombie's new cooking website... www.justaguycooking.blogspot.com, If I was not a zombie I so would learn how to cook like him.

Zombies don't Understand Art

We really don't understand art. I have spent one week just looking at this piece of art (AR 501)... is it "destructivism?

Myths and Realities of Zombies XXXIV

It is absolutely untrue for zombies to say that zombies only want one thing: brains. We also like sex -and Twinkies-

Are Zombies Flammable?

Actually we are. Thanks God that humans prefer to run like girls rather than confronting us... with fire. Fire hurts zombies, but don't tell anyone.