Luis Suarez: Cannibal or Zombie?

We have been discussing this for a while now: is Luis Suarez a cannibal or is he a zombie?... some say that he is a cannibal as he used to play for the Nacional and all Nacional's players are cannibals  (my Peñarol fan friend told me that) which could make sense but I say he is a zombie, but a stupid one as he hasn't learned where the brains are (OK...he is Uruguayan...got it).

Is it an Eagle?...Is it a Plane?... NO it's.... a Zombie!

I was in the stadium... it just happens that I was BEHIND this noble aztec warrior. To solve the problem I watched the game on my Iphone, somehow it just doesn't feel like the real thing.

Do Zombies Practice Oral Sex?

Actually we do even though we know that it carries some risk. We have lost some members by doing this... literally.

Are there any Zombie Fruits?

Actually YES. One very good example are banana zombies... even they look a bit decomposed they are still quite alive. I have heard that some humans like them (in some sort of bread called Zombie Banana Bread)*

More fruits and veggies to come.

* Recipe coming soon.