And the Zombie Christmas present of the year goes to...

From Etsy. Honestly..great !

Zombie's Christmas Presents Ideas 2014

So, you feel guilty but just can figure it out why. You wake up and feel guilty, go to bed and feel guilty. YES...sometimes zombies feel guilt, the only difference is that we do something about it.

When zombies feel guilty we resource to distraction to ease our busy minds...and we do everything we can to avoid a visit to the therapist. That's why we write to Santa and ask for "ease your mind" gifts.

Dear Santa: this Christmas all I want is the Thorn Glove (you can get it from Iceland's Design firm Sruli Recht). I have been told that once you put them on...you can't remove them...and not because you love them but because they will keep most of your hand's skin. Awesome !

The gloves are made of Icelandic basking shark skin and the lining consists of hundreds of hand-held needles that come form some sort of poisonous fish. Fortunately the poison has been removed.

I promise to use them daily, for two reasons: first, I like my hands with skin on and second because they cost about $4,000 US.

Please Santa.....

Zombie Christmas Ideas XXII

MAGNETIC POETRY....Yes, we zombies are very poetic. Deal with it.

Christmas Ideas for Zombies XC

Zombies love gadgets and toys (specially male zombies). I like these Plants Vs Zombies figures that I play with when I am not looking for brains. It's like playing with Mini-me.

How to Prepare for a Zombie Christmas 4

Start by learning some Zombie Christmas  Carols. Zombies love music but we hate improvisation. If you play an instrument just learn the tune, go outside and start cracking' ... zombies will find you. Don't get scared, we are there for the music not the brains. We will get to that when you stop playing.

How to Prepare for a Zombie Christmas 3

Start by decorating your home. Please avoid ugly ornaments like bows and Santa Claus images.... they are so 20th Century. Don't use a fake Christmas Tree...zombies hate fake. Go to your nearest forest and chop couple of trees. They are there for you to take and they are free!

Hang couple of Zombie-related Mistletoe so we know where to locate you when we get hungry for brains.

How to Prepare for a Zombie Christmas 2

How to Prepare for a Zombie Christmas 1

First, learn all your Zombie Carols.  We love gatherings and we love Christmas Zombie songs. More to come...