Safety School for Zombies

Do not trust a human who is holding a chainsaw on the wrong end of a chainsaw...he might hurt himself and spoil the fun for you.

How to Educate a Zombie Kid IV

Educating a zombie kid is not an easy task...most of the times it feels as if you were talking to a dead kid. In a typical zombie family every adult member helps to raise a child, and of course mothers are the number one educators, for example:

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB  WELL  DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."