To lie or not to lie

According to a University of Toronto's research, kids who can lie early in life are more likely to succeed later in life, because fibbing requires a higher level of  manipulative thinking and creativity. Most male zombies (not me, of course) will tell at least three lies a day and female-zombies will say two. This has been scientifically proven by the brainiacs of the London's Science Museum, mostly run by female zombies by the way, that is... if they were saying the truth.

So, next time your little zombie is telling you that that dubbie is not hers (or his) or that he (or she) is keeping if for a friend, just think that you are actually talking to the next big CEO of a multinational company or the guy who will take care of you when you get old. Be proud.