Human Flesh Quality

Not the greatest thing on earth. I prefer Kobe beef, no doubt. Nowadays it is in fashion to eat "healthy" and zombies are to choose between "organic" or "traditional" food. Because we are zombies, and lack of brains -mistakenly- is associated with us, the big food corporations are making us believe that if we keep eating those pesticide-who know where that is coming from- food we are going to get these horrible diseases like cancer and botulism. Yeah right.

The healthy alternative is now to eat organic food, which is supposedly grown in a clean environment and no pesticides or chemicals are used. Of course those so called advantages can not be certified so we must believe the growers that their claims are an actual fact. Also there is no proof that all non-organic food is bad for you. The key here is that organic food is WAY more expensive than traditional food and still leaves a huge food-print by the time is offered at our local super market. Fear is an amazing sales tool.

The question here is... is it true that what we eat will affect our health?... and if so... is it true that organic food is the solution?

Are organic humans healthier food for a zombie than regular Twinkie-Frito eaters?

I have seen organic strawberries, oranges, potatoes and organic meat. I have also seen (Wholefoods) ORGANIC WILD SALMON!... when I was at such mega expensive outlet I decided to ask the clerk at the fish counter..

-excuse me, is this fish actually certified organic?
Of course Sr. All we sell is certified organic.
-and... is this  wild salmon or is it farm?
We ONLY sell WILD, of course (with that look of "you are an idiot")
(My wife leaves the scene, leaving me alone in my important research.)
...and...HOW do you know what this fish has been eating if it is WILD?...how do you know it did not eat junk or food that was contaminated from, let's say, the gasoline from boats and the common pollution that is in our waters?
-because we only sell certified food, Sr. -annoyed-
...one more question
(more annoyed clerk looks with oh my God is this an idiot or what look)
Yes...
...what is the difference between THIS salmon and the one that they sell at the local fish shop?
(VERY annoyed clerk, raised voice)
-I told you Sr. THIS IS CERTIFIED ORGANIC.

I rest my case.

Because we are what we eat, I am a unhealthy as it gets. Not even the mosquitoes want to drink my blood. As I know I won't die, I don't actually care. I eat what I want and not what I am told to eat. My advice is: zombies of the world, please feel free to eat whatever you want, just with moderation. And please, don't eat zombies... that is just disgusting.