Zombies get organized

Its about time. After centuries of just walking around looking  like dead people, we have decided to get organized so we can get better wages, work conditions, copy-right our names and images and... cheap bus fares and discounts at the local fast food chains.

We have created LOCOZ (Local Organization for Concerned Optimistic Zombies). LOCOZ will bring balance to the force. Please contact your local office to enrol. You can leave here your name and email and one representative will contact you as soon as possible, or you can call our 1800 number (1800YOUBECHAIAMAZOMBIE) to enroll.