Excuses Given to me by Female Zombies I

I have no luck with girls... they have the tendency to break up with me, quite fast, to be honest. I have compiled a list of all the explanations given to me when I am being dumped.
Today's choice:
"I need time to think"

Really?.... so that means that when you are with me I am so overwhelmingly handsome that I block your ability to think?????????.... give me a break.