Why Zombies Don't Die?

Because we are waiting to see how all ends. We are curious creatures and we just can't ignore the end of time.

Curse of The Titanic 2

This is the Year of The Curse. 100 years... be afraid....

Make Up Your Mind!

You can't be both...make up your mind. Take in consideration that if you choose "pro-life" we will find you and make sure you change your mind.

Anti-zombie Training FAIL!

The Chinese are trying to get ready for the inevitable zombie-world-take over. If you ask me... they have to train harder....

Do Zombies Have Leaders?

Not exactly, but we pay attention to Dart Vader...don't know why.

Year of the Dragon!

Dragons are known to zombies. Celebrating them is part of our culture. this year we are so happy that is the Year of The Dragon!!!!...

Actually, we celebrate everything. We are party animals. 

Do Zombies Go to Church?

Occasionally, but just for business....(the add: I need a financial partner to start a church. Good business opportunity.)

Do Zombies Like Love Stories?

Only in the ones with the perfect ending....

Everybody Has a Bad Day

Well...not really. Just the 99%...and this cute elephant. I hate elephants because they look weird. I dislike weird looking creatures.

How Come Zombies Know So Much?

We use Wikipedia (but not tomorrow thanks to SOPA).

From The Book of Knowledge ICVIII

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

Titanic 100th Anniversary Curse!

Yes, it is true. 100 years ago the Titanic sank....now 100 years later this Italian ship does the same thing (fortunately with less loss of lives). Spooky coincidence.

Zombies Will Take Any Organ...Really.

Zombies don't care if a donated organ has been dropped, I know some zombies that will take it, even if its a little bit bruised. We are not picky.

Irony IV

Zombies like irony. Somehow I believe our existence is human race's irony. Yes.

The Force comes with Cheese!

Zombies love burgers and love Star Wars -mostly because the main character is a powerful zombie...so now the French (I know...who would imagine that the French would do something cool....). Read this:
"A Belgian/French fast food chain is marking the upcoming 3D release of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menacewith a hamburger bun tribute to the villain Darth Vader.

Quick's "Dark Vador" burger comes on a black hamburger bun. The burger, named for the French translation of Darth Vader, will be available from Jan. 31 until March 1.

A Jedi burger, offered on a non-dyed bun, will be available until March 5.

The two hamburgers are shown side-by-side in a Quick marketing image telling customers to "choose your side of the Force."

The Star Wars movie saga centres on the Force, a power that can be used for good or for evil. Those who opt to use it for evil purposes are said to have "turned to the Dark Side."

A third themed burger, with a red-tinted bun intended to evoke Darth Maul of The Phantom Menace, chronologically the first movie in the Star Wars saga, will also be available until March 1."


COOOOOOOOOL. A Black bun burger. My dream comes true. 

How to Get Closer to a Real Zombie

I believe you already are....

Zombie Meets Lost Family Member!

Bambi's Zombie now in DVD!

Advise for Zombie Wives II

A good zombie wife plans ahead an amazing home made brain based dinner for her husband, so when he comes back from a hard day of work -looking for brains-, she can show her appreciation. Wives must acknowledge that they are allowed at home because of our generosity and patience. 

No Burritos?

When I hear all these proposals of getting rid of aliens, you better think about it. No aliens no burritos!

Do Zombies Have Pets?

Actually we do. We only pick pets with brains, like this lizard. We dislike stupid pets, like ferrets and tamagochi. Cats...we are not sure just yet.

From The Book of Knowledge MMIV

It's important to have a lawyer present when you draft a living will. Somehow it makes the desire to be dead much more tangible.