Zombies LOVE Logic Thinking. The Math Dos Not Lie Chapter

Zombies LOVE logic and math (you didn't know that eh?)... so, for those illiterate here are the word translation. You do the math.
1. To get a woman, you need time and money, so: Woman = Time + Money
2. Time is Money: Time = Money
3. We replace 1 in 2: Woman = Money + Money (Money)2
4. Money is the root of all problems: Money = Root of problems
5. We replace 4 into 5: Woman = Even out square root with square
 Therefore Women = Problems.

Zombie Logic at its best.