From The Zombie Book "Great Excuses to Breakup" #1

Going through my belongings while waiting until dust settles on the post-apocalyptic world I found my precious book, long time forgotten -I memorized them all of it-. So, here I am ready to share the first one. ADVICE: They are bullet-proof.

If you are fed up, tired, bored or had enough of the same everyday (including same sex)...then use one excuse from my book. Sample number 1:

"You must remember that I told you I was a free spirit"

PS: Don't try to profit from these...they are copyrighted.