The Zombie Predictions for 2013

1. The world will end. The prophecy is clear: "On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year the world will end"... no Mayan misreadings... you read it here first.
2. The president of a very important country will die.
3. A Hollywood couple will divorce, shocking their fans. It was the perfect couple.
4. A very strong earthquake will hit a populated city, leaving no buildings standing.
5. Microsoft will release a patch for its new Windows 8 operating system.
6. Facebook will try to find new ways to squeeze money out of people's data.
7. A South american country will not pay its debt to the International Found who will react by freezing all loans to that country and execute an embargo.
8. Justin Bieber will have a fight with Selena and will have problems with the law.
9. A new member of the Royal Family will be born. Eventually will be the ruler.
10. The stock market will plummet ... and will recuperate after two months.
11. The 1% will decrease to .99% and "the others" will become "the 99.1 %"
12. Cell phone companies and banks will have record profits.

This is it for now... please note that these are 100% guaranteed prophecies. You read it here first.