Do Zombies Like Trailing?

Not really. If we are out there, we walk and funny enough people are the ones running. We rather watch TV.

Do Zombies Wash Their Clothes?

That is a stupid question. Of course not!...we dry clean.

I Witnessed My Own Autopsy!

It is a freaky feeling, but I am though...I can take it -faint-

Zombies love Cookies

But not just any cookies...we like zombie cookies!

Do Zombies Smoke?

We do not smoke...we use smoking as an attractor for women. It is a fact that if you blow in a woman's face she will follow you anywhere.

The Iron Lady is Dead!

I really don't know what I will do now... I like to have all my clothes perfectly ironed... sad zombie.

What happened to Titanic Lifeboats?

Ha!

According to a friend of my great grandmother's second  cousin niece...they disappeared. That actually is a fact. To start with all lifeboat's nameplates were gone right away, they say, although there is not a single picture that shows a lifeboat with Titanic on it...and the boats were sold as scrap before the hearings. Zombies actually believe that the Titanic was...gasp...the Olympic and that the whole ordeal was an insurance scam -insert Twilight music here-. The boats were the Olympic's,

Zombie Toothpaste !

Following my good friend's advise, I decided to try the "brushing your teeth experience thing... so first things first, I bought (I am a zombie not a thief) zombie tooth paste. I will give it a try tonight after brain supper...tonight is Brain Stew!  

Do Zombies Get a Haircut?

I actually shave my head...it is cheaper and cooler, besides that I actually look like Mr Clean. A common job for zombies is actually a barber, but we don't last long on those jobs.

Was Jesus Jewish?

On a series of 4 posts I will try to identify Jesus' origins:

Was he a Jew?'

Let's see...
1. He worked at the same business he father owned.
2. He lived at home until he married (let's assume) ... at 33 years of age.
3. He was sure his mom was a virgin and his mother was 100% sure that he was God himself.

Tomorrow paradigm 2.