Friday, April 12, 2013

Do Zombies Smoke?

We do not smoke...we use smoking as an attractor for women. It is a fact that if you blow in a woman's face she will follow you anywhere.

2 comments:

  1. That is a good tip! I use to smoke in pipe. Do zombies like a particular brand? Now I understand. The world wide campaign against tobacco is a subtile fight against zombies and their attraction power. God help Pope Francisco!

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  2. I also rely on Pope Francisco because I know that he will promise a God for a smoke. Pipe is the 1% of the smoking population. Elitists...

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