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Friday, June 14, 2013

Do Zombies Work?

Unlike Humans, zombies don't have the need for material things. As higher creatures in the Universe chain, we are beyond possessions. If we want, for example, enjoy the beauty of a flower, we just look at it where the flower is. Humans prefer to buy a smart phone, buy an app and take a digital picture of the flower so they can enjoy it. Humans, I tell you.

2 comments:

  1. I don't understand very well your issue. Do you say that zombies are not consumers? Do you really enjoy the beauty of a flower? I haven't seen a z. with those choices. Z. do like TV for example: that is a fact.

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  2. Not an issue, a factoid. Zombies are not consumers. I do enjoy the beauty of a flower...zombies like flowers (that is why we don't eat greens). Have you seen a zombie eat flowers?...nope.
    The fact that YOU like TV does not make it a general zombie behaviour rule. Zombies find TV boring... and tastes like, junk.

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