Do Zombies Celebrate The Royal Baby?

Oh, that baby...no. Zombies could't care less about babies. babies are ugly, smelly and really bad conversationalists. Royal or not, babies are tasteless creatures with a small and also tasteless brain.

A Native American Zombie!

Is either that or Tonto has gone kabuki. Oh Kemo Sabe...

Do Zombies Wear Latex Gloves?

No!
Only humans -humans...this planet's main problem- are the only spices that wear gloves...and well...they use them for everything!... I have seen humans buying their groceries at the supermarket and the clerks are the only ones using latex gloves...do they know something that the consumers should know?...

Zombies Hate Outsourcing !

Zombies are not huge fans of outsourcing. My cell phone company now offers "live mobil" assistance... I always wondered why the back noise when talking to "my representative"...