Zombies Secret Agenda Revealed!

YES. It is true. Zombies DO HAVE a secret agenda. We have tried to keep it as a secret so humans wouldn't notice and try (yes TRY because they will never succeed!) to eliminate us. Because I do believe in the internet privacy, here is an advance.

Please notice that the agenda is encoded. If you can't read it, it only means that is not meant for you -you are not a REAL zombie-. In that case... sorry. Part 2 to come...