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Monday, January 13, 2014

Can Zombies Swim?

Actually... we don't swim as per say. Three reasons for that:
1. We do NOT look good on Speedos (who does?)
2. We do NOT float -that does not mean that we avoid water bodies... we don't swim but we can walk underwater (we don't breathe...remember?)
3. We ONLY like 1,000 thread Egyptian Cotton Towels, which are very hard to find.

2 comments:

  1. Can zombies sing? Or play poker? I need an urgent answer since I'm looking for a guy or gall for my casino in Las Vegas.

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  2. Actually we do play poker AND also we are great singers. See my next post.

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