Do Zombies Drink Water?

Water!...absolutely not. Who drinks water nowadays?...

For zombies our body is our temple, so we prefer coffee, with or without brains. Preferable in the mornings. I love the smell of coffee in the mornings event hough I prefer the smell of brains.

Does Zombie Semen Tastes like Brains?

Actually YES it does. That and many other things make a zombie a desirable creature...now let me clarify two things:
First: Eating zombie semen doesn't make you smarter (sorry)
Second: You won't get infected by swallowing it. Try it.

Now.. if you don't like the taste of brains, then use mints.

Do Zombies use a Step Counter?

YES. Actually we do...and there are many reasons why we use a step counter being the main one to count steps. The only issue we have is that our fingers get extremely tired, hurt and get swollen.

As zombies usually do, we all use the same kind of step counter (we buy bulk...it is cheaper) and all of us have the same problem. Some are going back to count in their heads, but I am a very fashionable zombie and I use the one in the picture.