Zombie's 2015 Financial Guide I

So, the year ends, this zombie is tired but willing to help my brothers (yes, I have been watching Marco Polo in Netflix) and what can be better than giving you all the best of the best advise I can give for the year 2015 which seems to be a great zombie year!

Let's get to it then:

Pay off your credit cards every month in full... with your other credit cards. If you ran out of credit cards...sign up for new ones.

Save some money for a rainy day. That way you can shop online instead of having to go to an actual store (and anyways...people always start screaming when we go shopping at the mall...which is annoying)

My accountant advises me to keep better records throughout the year. I keep telling him that records are very 50's...I can listen my iPod (who buys records nowadays?)

Invite your friends for a drink (who doesn't love free drinks?) and look for investors for your "home office" business. If it fails then do a Kickstarter campaign.

Avoid getting a divorce by practicing polygamy...half the planet is doing it and now its the rave!

Borrow things more often. Return then less often.

Visit the grocery store more often -later at night when there is not that many screaming humans-  than restaurants, especially when free samples are being served.

Call your grandma and tell her that you are about to go to jail for helping a little orphan...she will send you money right away.