WARNING!

Please read this before is too late!.

This is the real deal. If you are afraid of zombies please stop reading this blog.

Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Zombie Park!


While I await the release of the movie Jurassic World, I have decided to crowdsource my very own zombie movie: Zombie Park. I am working on my Kickstarter campaign and I an just publishing production details. I have already contacted Steven Spielberg and J.J. Adams and as soon as they say yes, then I'll post my campaign. When a supporter invests $100.00 or more they will actually be a zombie in the movie; if they invest $500.00 they get to be an upfront zombie and if they give $1,000 then they actually will have a spoken part!!! (something like: hmmmmmnns, or grsfdhkjak, or basbasb....) now... if they want to be chased by a zombie, then they can choose to do so.

More details coming soon. Zombie Park, the movie soon in Kickstarter!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

How to Educate a Zombie Kid IV


Educating a zombie kid is not an easy task...most of the times it feels as if you were talking to a dead kid. In a typical zombie family every adult member helps to raise a child, and of course mothers are the number one educators, for example:

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB  WELL  DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."