Zombie Park!

While I await the release of the movie Jurassic World, I have decided to crowdsource my very own zombie movie: Zombie Park. I am working on my Kickstarter campaign and I an just publishing production details. I have already contacted Steven Spielberg and J.J. Adams and as soon as they say yes, then I'll post my campaign. When a supporter invests $100.00 or more they will actually be a zombie in the movie; if they invest $500.00 they get to be an upfront zombie and if they give $1,000 then they actually will have a spoken part!!! (something like: hmmmmmnns, or grsfdhkjak, or basbasb....) now... if they want to be chased by a zombie, then they can choose to do so.

More details coming soon. Zombie Park, the movie soon in Kickstarter!

50 Shades of Zombie

And we are being generous!

We have more shades...but better than that...we have rigor mortis, permanent rigor mortis as a fact...:

which woman can resist that?

Vegan Zombie Apocalypse!

Yes, it is true... its happening all over. James Cameron wanted the rights to make the movie... didn't get them (we are picky) ...

The Attack of The Zombie Cat Trailer Exclusive!!

Yes I am giving you the preview of the most amazing zombie cat movie ever made...scary like hell and the special effects , the freaky cats and the weirdo eyes are....something. Zombies love zombie cats!!!

Star Wars Episode 7 Official Poster, kind of...

George Lucas, Disney, please don't sue me, zombies have no money. I heard from the sister of a friend's father in law's father that for sure, sure one of the new planets in Star Wars is called Piriapolis.... you heard it here first.

The Returned... Zombies or Not?

Humans are misinformed. Somehow they think that all zombies are created (created?) the same. They are so wrong. Zombies come in different forms being the ones with rotten flesh and eating brains the most popular.

Now... there are many other kinds, like The Returned, who happens to be people's deceased family... but they just wanted to come back and hang around the living. They don't crave for brains nor they can sleep. Nevertheless they WERE dead but NOW they are pretty much "alive" and sharing beer with their loved ones. That falls into the Zombie category.

Personally I like The Returned. They are a remarkable branch of the zombie species.  

Toy Story - Sad Story

Zombies dislike Toy Story (from 1 to 4)...zombies hate sad. We are happy creatures. Toy Story sad you ask?...it is bout a left alone child from a horrible divorce, look at the facts:
1. You never see the Dad
2. They are moving (to a smaller house)
3. The mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she pick up the Buzz box
4. Andy is introverted and emotionally attach to inanimate masculine figures
5. They get a puppy (common in divorce cases)

Zombies Hate Les Miserables

That is why I am all for the sequel. Hated the original. 

Star Wars Episode VII Trailer 2015

Unofficial. unauthorized, but based on actual facts -taken from the world wide web and my cousin Vinni-.

1. Star Wars episode 7 will be about Yoda...or Han Solo...or Greedo.
2. Star Wars episode 7 will be directed by JJ Adams
3. Star Wars episode 7 will have... a zombie!

Zombies Love Spielberg's Movies

LOG DAY 7. Another day, another disappointment. It just happens that Santa didn't bring me nothing. Stupid fat ill-dressed character. Now he is in my Black Book. While patiently waiting for dust to settle in what we use to call planet Earth, I am here alone in my bunker. Lsat night I decided to start watching my Classic Movie Collection (I was prepared for the Apocalypse..didn't I say that?). Zombies love Classic Films. I decided to watch Steven Spielberg's classic Shaving Ryan's Privates. Honestly I didn't like it...don't know how it got 5 Academy Awards...

Star Wars 7...top secret

YES, you can say you read it here...this is the opening sequence for the new Disney owned Star Wars 7...I am already in line to be the first one.

New Titanic Movie!

And it is not a 4D James Cameron movie...it is Killer Zombies from the Titanic. I am camping outside the movie theatre right now. It opens December 1st. Can't wait.

Zombies LOVE Kevin...

He makes me feel like I have the perfect family...

I am Getting Ready for The New Batman Movie

They say it is the closest to the original one....I am dying to go to the screening!

I Walked With A Zombie

We have been around for a long long time. I like this video from 1943...I feel nostalgic.

New Titanic Movie Coming Soon!

It is true. Titanic 2, Jack is Back will be showing in 2013. Directed by James Cameron himself... a Titanic Zombie Movie...the ultimate.

A Priest, a Soldier and a Child go into a bar...

Really?
I can't seem to understand how in the world this combo can become a movie blockbuster. Based on 1% reality and 99% lies, like most movies, this one is the story of a Rambo-like self-proclaimed priest who goes into a killing spree to free children. If I got it right, killing is a good thing only if you are doing it under God's commands. Did I get it right?

Zombies are Obsessed with Disasters. Titanic 3D

Oh yes we are. Zombies love big time disasters. We just can't stop learning more and more about the Titanic, the Hindenburg of  World War II. If they decide to put in film a disaster we are the first in line. I recall The Toweing Inferno, Earthquake, The Poseidon Adventure, The Day After Tomorrow, Independence Day, Deep Impact and W.

Now I can't just wait to go and enjoy 4 hours of 3D (YES...3D!!!) of the greatest disaster movie ever made: Titanic. Oh my God... watching the iceberg, the sinking, people dying in huge quantities and the horrible acting job and mega-boring loooooong love-dripping script. Zombies love to suffer.

Zombies Love Disney!

Disney makes zombies happy. We love  most of their movies (some exceptions apply). Somehow they always find a way to make us feel... happy.
I went to the premiere of Bambi way back then in 1942. Oh joy. At first it looked like another stupid love-all-animal movies with flowers and rabbits (we hate rabbits, nasty little furry creatures) but then... comes THIS scene. I remember that I started cheering up, clapping and yelling like crazy. What a ride!... then the movie became boring again, but the memory of this scene makes the idea of watching it again (3D?) worth while. Thank you Disney!

Mexican Zombie Movie Official Trailer

Mexicans are celebrating their 200 anniversary of their independence from Spain. I found this movie trailer and decided to show it here...why?... why not.