Voynich Manuscript

Before Blogs, zombies used to write manuscripts. The Voynich Manuscript was written in Central Europe way back in the 15th Century and is made out of a large amount of puzzling drawings and written in a text that only a highly educated zombie can read (so far none).

The contents of the manuscript range from botanical drawings that contain 113 unidentified plant species, astronomical and astrological drawings including charts which are amazingly accurate, anatomical drawings of female-zombies interacting with tubes and capsules (not that strange as we all know that female zombies like to play with tubes and capsules) , nine cosmological medallions and over 100 pharmaceutical drawings and one recipe for apple pie.

The Codex belonged to Emperor Rudolph II of Germany (not to be mistaken with Rudolph the Red Nosed Deer) who paid the wooping price of 600 gold ducats and believed that it was the work of Roger Bacon.

The whole point of this pointless posting is to do my social service of the day. NASA is looking for someone who can translate the document for them as they strongly believe that it contains information that will point to the right direction of the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa's remains and the recipe of the perfect cappuccino.

If you are interested, please send a self addressed envelope to NASA/Voynich Manuscript and they will contact you.