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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Zombies LOVE fast food!

Yes we do. We don't care how its made or where it comes from... if it tastes good we are game. One of the fast food best sellers of all times are... Chicken Nuggets , those lovely finger food sized pieces of heaven that zombies enjoy and that are considered a healthy alternative (to, lets say...a Big Mac).

How are they made?

Well... they separate the chicken mechanically and they use the parts that don't have commercial value (skin, bones, joints, etc) and they mix it all to form a goop-like material, which looks pink and has tons of bacteria...then, to get rid of the bacteria they "wash" the goop with ammonia and then they add artificial flavour to make it taste, well.. like chicken. To get rid of the weird pinkish colour, they use artificial colouring and...voila!... you have the most delicious snack. After that they just use bread crumbs and deep fry them. 

Some of you will say... its better than Mexican street tacos... but I would say that at least there you know what you are eating...

The picture is real...




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