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Friday, March 18, 2011

How Do Zombies Manage Radiation?

Zombies are not affected by radiation (haven't you seen the movies?), so we don't need anything to prevent radiation from damaging our fragile bodies. In Russia they are over-buying red wine, in China they are over-buying salt and in the US and Canada they are buying iodine tablets. The belief is that iodine will prevent radiation to harm you. If that is the case I recommend two Big Macs and a Subway sandwich everyday. That is enough salt to save you from radiation.

2 comments:

  1. es cierto!!! escuché que las Big Macs resisten el embate del tiempo. Dicen que si uno deja una hamburguesa al aire libre durante meses se mantiene inalterable...susana gimenez y mirtha legrand comerán big macs? o serán zombies?
    a proposito: la comunidad zombie tiene farándula?

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  2. No somos una comunidad, somos una NACION (Zombie Nation). Nos encanta la farándula. Somos buenos platicadores, escuchamos mucho (cuando estamos borrachos) y somos buenos para el baile. Una fiesta sin zombies es como un café con leche sin leche.

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