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Monday, April 18, 2011

Do Zombies Brush their Teeth?


No we don't, but there is two good reasons for that. First it is simply impossible to find the right toothpaste...you can spend hours at the pharmacy looking for the proper one and you will just go crazy. I found this one that claims that you can have "3D white" ..I just can't imagine how am I going to make people to notice my white teeth using 3D glasses. Stupid.

The second reason is because... we can get spare parts, and that includes teeth. Why bother brushing?...
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2 comments:

  1. mario betteo barberisApril 19, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    Entonces ¿a que se dedican los dentistas zombies? ¿Quedan desempleados, se jubilan? Please give me an answer.

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  2. UnknownApril 19, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Son "profesionales" cuyo trabajo es sacarte dinero utilizando tu miedo al dolor y a enfermedades. Los perros callejeros no utilizan dentistas y ahí andan tan felices y contentos. Los elefantes tampoco utilizan dentistas, ni ninguna otra especie...es un engaño colectivo. Contestando tu pregunta... son especialistas en sacarte algo mas que las muelas... te sacan el dinero. No vayas al dentista, no solo es innecesario pero también es malo para tu economía.

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