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Monday, April 4, 2011

It's not round!

I told you so. As usual, I was right. This is the latest model of Earth, thanks to the efforts of ESA's GOCE satellite which has gathered enough data to map Earth's gravity with amazing precision.

The new "geoid" was unveiled last week in Germany to prove me right and what it shows is that Earth is not quite round as you all little people believed. The gravitational forces change depending where you are located in the planet... that is (I need to explain you all....) that the gravitational pull ,on... let's say Mount Everest is higher that the one you get when you are in Acapulco.

If the planet is all crooked...what makes you think you are perfect?
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2 comments:

  1. claudia huergoApril 4, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    no me venga con esos cuentos chinos, jedi. TODOS sabemos que la tierra es redonda y perfecta, que su creador la hizo así y que luego descansó y como estaba aburrido diseñó unas criaturas que tambien son perfectas porque están hechas a su imagen y semejanza. Por eso no nos queda duda que dios es redondo y gordo como una pelota, y que nosostros a fuerza de big macs vamos también hacia esa perfección...psst!

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  2. UnknownApril 5, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Yo no se sobre usted mi estimada Perorata, pero YO SI soy perfecto. Hay que visitar al terapista para analizar esas inseguridades.

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