Showing Up Legs....

Some are good at it...some are great. Angelina Jolie....good for the eye.

How Can I Know if a Zombie is Walking Next to Me?

Easy.... pay attention to the details. Most of the time we are trying to munch on your head, but sometimes, when we are not hungry we like to walk around, go to the Mall...but  in disguise. This is my latest disguise...you will never know I am next to you.

Creatures I don't Understand XXIII

Social workers. What's their deal?....they are not doctors nor sociologists...they have no real identity. I am a zombie clear and simple...no vampire, no lost lagoon monster....but a social worker.... really.

Food Zombies Hate I

Zombies HATE carrot cake. We are not fools... its a salad disguised as a cake. Absolutely disgusting.

Things OLD Zombies don't have to Worry About I

Kidnapers are not very interested in you.

Understanding The Science of Zombie MMI

Zombies Hate Turtles...

Those disgusting wall climbing creatures. Zombies hate turtles because they sneak on you and surprise you by trying to bite you. Stupid brainless turtles.

Zombie's Unanswered Questions XXX

If a zombie makes love to a 9 month pregnant woman that is caring a baby girl... would the baby girl would get pregnant?

Steve Jobs is Alive!

Like Elvis...and Michael Jackson. Incredible but true. I was in Taiwan last week and I went to this conference. Now I am convinced...Steve has moved to the dark side...he is a zombie. I will send him a welcome package.

Mickey Mouse Kidnapped!

A U.S. school says that a missing Mickey Mouse spurred a lockdown in Valentine's Day. Seems that the whole school panicked when they couldn't find the popular Disney character.

The problem was that a mom (always a mom...) decided to dress up as Mickey Mouse to surprise her daughter and classmates (the note does not specify that the daughter is in high school)... then she changed to her regular clothing and the school administrators, efficient as they always are panicked as they thought that Mickey was kidnaped in school grounds. "If it was one of our students there would be no problem, the principal indicated, but with a Disney character you never know the size of the lawsuit that we might get from the entertainment titan"...

I agree...who would miss another annoying young human?....but not Mickey!!!. Zombies love Mickey.

Zombies Are Fair

We see no evil, we hear no evil and we eat brains. Simple justice, a no- brainer (funny)

Zombies Celebrate Valentines!

Not really...love is an illusion and zombies are very down-to-earth creatures. We love the idea of love, though....

Do Zombies Have Wives?

Hmmm...this is a hard one. One would think that the marriage contract would expire once one has died, but zombies are not really dead, so legally speaking, we have a legal obligation that has not expired. So, as a fact, we don't marry as per say -we are undead not stupid- (been there done that kind of thing), but if you were married as a zombie, then the fact that you become a zombie does not dissolve the marriage (rats!).

Now...as a zombie we get more demanding than when we were just plain boring humans. Zombies like clean houses, even though we are never home. A good wife MUST keep the house clean and neat just in case that we decide to come back home. Lazy women are not acceptable, sorry.

The Bark Side of The Force

We all respect Darth Vader, a great zombie and an amazing leader. Dogs finally understood that. From now on zombie dogs are welcome.

From The Book of Knowledge IV

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Toys from my Childhood III

I always loved LEGO. It allowed me to create the most incredible things, but never something THIS useful...somehow I believe I wasted my time...

Zombies Need Organs!

We are NOT like editors... we will take any organ donation. If you don't want to donate, then we will just take it from you. Your choice.

From Now On I Am Driving an Audi

Do Zombies Eat Canned Food?

Yes we do. Even though we like fresh out-of-the-body brains, sometimes those are hard to find. You would be surprised to learn how many people are just walking around with no brains at all.

If desperate, we resource to canned food, no artificial preservatives, though.

Stupid Sheep!

Zombies hate sheep...and these people just discovered why. Stupid sheep!

A Fly Bucket List

You never know... but all you have to do is create a bucket list and try to achieve before we get you....