Zombie Basic Training I

A day without sunlight is not the same as a night. It just looks like it.

Safety School for Zombies

Do not trust a human who is holding a chainsaw on the wrong end of a chainsaw...he might hurt himself and spoil the fun for you.

Zombie Inspirational Quotes I

Do not think yourself as an ugly human. Think yourself as a beautiful zombie.

The Bastard is Gone!

...for now. Some say Jon Snow will come back and some say he won't. I say that if he comes back he will do so as a zombie. Game of Thrones meets Walking Dead.

Zombie Park!

While I await the release of the movie Jurassic World, I have decided to crowdsource my very own zombie movie: Zombie Park. I am working on my Kickstarter campaign and I an just publishing production details. I have already contacted Steven Spielberg and J.J. Adams and as soon as they say yes, then I'll post my campaign. When a supporter invests $100.00 or more they will actually be a zombie in the movie; if they invest $500.00 they get to be an upfront zombie and if they give $1,000 then they actually will have a spoken part!!! (something like: hmmmmmnns, or grsfdhkjak, or basbasb....) now... if they want to be chased by a zombie, then they can choose to do so.

More details coming soon. Zombie Park, the movie soon in Kickstarter!

How to Educate a Zombie Kid IV

Educating a zombie kid is not an easy task...most of the times it feels as if you were talking to a dead kid. In a typical zombie family every adult member helps to raise a child, and of course mothers are the number one educators, for example:

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB  WELL  DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."

Why Zombies do not Believe in God III

He is a one hit wonder.

The zombie that couldn't masturbate 1.0

At the beginning there was no masturbation. There was only... Adam...the very first human . He was unable to pleasure himself because it didn't matter how much we wanted to create an exiting image that would make him have an erection...all he could imagine were lakes, trees and animals... he was the only one. Alone. Then God felt pity for him and gave him Eve. At the beginning the two of them were so happy. Eventually she lost interest and he started masturbating.

That is, as a fact, the origin of masturbation -and this is not a wikipedia article-. Now you know.

50 Shades of Zombie

And we are being generous!

We have more shades...but better than that...we have rigor mortis, permanent rigor mortis as a fact...:

which woman can resist that?

Beware of Bart the Zombie Cat!

For those who still can't accept the fact that zombies are a reality, here from today news!!

Bart the cat was hit by a car, buried and crawled back from the dead — literally.

Earlier this month, a car hit the one-and-a-half-year-old cat in Tampa, Fla.. Bart's owner was so distraught, he couldn't stand the thought of burying him, so he asked a neighbour to dig a shallow grave.

Five days later, on Jan. 21, a matted and injured Bart emerged, meowing for food.

'This cat was dead'

"At first it blew me away," said Dusty Albritton, the neighbor who buried Bart. "All I knew was this cat was dead and Pet Sematary is real.'

Bart had a broken jaw, a ruptured eye and a torn-up face. He was dehydrated and hungry, but alive.

The Humane Society of Tampa Bay posted this photo of Bart the cat to their Facebook page. Bart underwent successful surgery Tuesday to repair his jaw and remove his eye. (Humane Society of Tampa Bay/Facebook)

Owner Ellis Hutson didn't know what to do.

"It was unbelievable," he told The Tampa Bay Times. "I've never seen anything like that before."

Hutson got in touch with the Humane Society of Tampa Bay, which through the Save-A-Pet Medical Fund will help cover the costs of Bart's care. On Tuesday, the cat underwent surgery to remove an eye, wire his jaw shut and insert a feeding tube, which cost more than $1,000 US.

Who will be next? Grandma?

Vegan Zombie Apocalypse!

Yes, it is true... its happening all over. James Cameron wanted the rights to make the movie... didn't get them (we are picky) ...