Ways to Break With Your Couple IV (Zombie Advise)

Just type: We have to talk... (better if done by using Messenger or Text Message). Also please remember it is way more fun if done while you are driving.

Letters to The Zombie: problems before a party

Dear Zombie:

I am going to have a party and I just discovered that my cooler is broken. It is Summer and it is VERY hot. Any advice to keep my beer ice cold?

Desperate Beer Drinker

Dear Beer Drinker, it is quite easy. Please use my system as in the picture. Problem solved. Also is a great solution as when your friends need to go to the washroom they can re-fill at the same time.

Letters to The Zombie. Thirsty for Love

Dear Zombie:

I love my husband a lot and we have been married for more than 25 years, but lately he does not want to have sex anymore. I am not sure if he doesn't love me anymore or if he is having an affair. What should I do?

Thirsty for love

Dear Thirsty for love:

This is not a love problem, its a physical issue. Your husband has what we call "dried out syndrome". My suggestion is to look for another man to satisfy your "needs" and keep the husband for company.

Timing is Everything.

Thanks to the excitement that the holidays bring, I strongly support that this is the best time... to break up with your couple. She (or he) will not even notice... and, besides... zombies have no heart so who cares.