Of Zombies and Girls (bad girls)

Male zombies like girls...we are zombies not dead people!

In my last trip I went for dinner to a reputable area...and I found these girls. I wanted to talk to them, but unfortunately they were behind a window. Cowards!

Should Zombies Work?

Not really. Working is futile. It is a waste of time and it has really no rewards. Zombies need no money ti live and, look at the newspaper clip...no appreciation whatsoever. Live the worry-free life of a zombie!!!

Proper Careers for Zombies CVI

One important thing to do when you are young is to choose the right career. I for one did it and...no regrets.

What do Baby Zombies Eat?

OREOS!
Baby zombies have no taste for meat just yet. Instead they eat Oreos, but of course with milk, like in this Oreos advertisement. Thank you Oreos for this non-suggestive add!!!

Santa was Right!

Santa has the right idea...visit people only once a year.

Do zombies Like Hospitals ?

Oh....for sure. In hospitals we find all sorts of replacement parts. I, for one, have three kidneys.

A Light Dinner

Not all humans taste the same nor they provide the sufficient nutrients a zombie needs. I, for one, like a light dinner, like this girl in the picture. Not only light but stupid. The perfect combo.

An Easy Mark

We are not different from other creatures...if we can we rather go the easy way. When hunting for fresh flesh sometimes we just go to the nearest restaurant instead of walking (we don't run, what's the hurry) hours and hours to find a descent meal.
Last winter when I was in Alaska I found excellent hobo meat...and good price also.

Where do Zombies do their Shopping?

At the Inconvenience store, of course!

Zombies dislike Surprises!

Zombies are very quiet and reserved creatures. Any disturbance annoy us big time...you never know what can happen.

Sorry for the inconvenience ....

This zombie is Upgrading to a 3K (better than 3D) Class B Zombie. This Reno takes time so I will post new stuff on April 18. Stay tunned.

Zombies Love Disney's sense of fun

New Titanic Movie Coming Soon!

It is true. Titanic 2, Jack is Back will be showing in 2013. Directed by James Cameron himself... a Titanic Zombie Movie...the ultimate.

The End of Easter as You Know It!

It is true. Easter is over...for ever. Kids: better find a new celebration. Easter is gone.

Are There Any Fat Zombies?

I guess you could say that. I haven't seen one, but I have heard about them. For sure, though, we enjoy fat people. That is a fact.

Zombies Celebrate Easter!

Si senior...we do. Zombies love Easter. Some zombies call it "Zombie Jesus Day", but others just call it Zombie Easter. Either way we celebrate. Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Titanic Myths IV

This is a typical Titanic myth...they did not find a baby girl dressed in 1912's clothes. That is a lie!. They found twin babies dressed in 1912's clothes. I hate myths.

Speed is Everything!

With all that data coming and going, text messaging, blogging, emails...the concept of speed has changed. I for one will be buying this new technology as soon as it is out. My iPhone 4S is soooo old.

Batman is Friend of the Justice

That is why he doesn't get a ticket, even though he doesn't have a licence plate. He has friends in high places. I like Batman.

Don't be cheap!

If a loved one dies... you must help out and help with the burial expenses, otherwise when we come back as zombies we WILL come after you first. We will have no mercy.

Zombie Fashion III

Not because we are zombies it means that we are not into fashion. That is a myth. Zombies love to look cool and wear the latest and trendiest. We keep it real.

Zombies in NY!!!

It is unconfirmed, but I heard that zombies are trying to invade NY. Incredible!. I am waiting for confirmation...I will keep you posted.

Travel Advisory: Zimbabwe and the Sperm Hunters

Watch it!
It has been all over the news : in Zimbabwe a crime spree is happening as we speak. A bunch of women are into the business of stealing...gasp...SPERM from men and -I heard- zombies. They collect this poor guy's sperm and sell it in the black market where is converted into "juju" potion (great for your mojo).

Zimbabwe's Tourism Office has seen an increase in male's travel to the Country. I am going next week.

Zombies are Prettier than Cats

And here is proof of that. If I find THIS when I am out and about I will pee my pants. Horrible creatures I can tell you that much.

Would Zombies Eat The Pope's Brain?

Yeah right... I don't think so. It looks like a trap to me.

Do Zombies Eat Beef?

Well...it depends...if the cow is Sacred AND a Zombie Cow... then we might think about it, otherwise nope. We watch what we eat.

From The Book of Knowledge IX

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

Justice!

Finally....a group of zombies decided to take action and tried to convince Justin Bieber to become a zombie. They used the Mexican-police approach. They failed, but you can't blame them for trying.

Zombies Like Dark Shadows!

I used to watch it back in the 60's...then I watched the re-do in the 80's...now my good friend Tim Burton is bringing it to the big screen. I am starting the line-up outside the cinema today (my reasons are valid not like Hunger Games' stupid followers)...and I don't need to leave the line as I don't pee -one good thing about not having kidneys-.

I Got My iPad 3!!!!

After waiting for three days in a line at the Apple store...finally the dream became a reality. I have an iPad 3. Somehow I kind of remember doing the same thing a year ago for ask iPad 2...don't know why.