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Please read this before is too late!.

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Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Friday, December 2, 2011

How to Prepare for a Zombie Christmas 3

Start by decorating your home. Please avoid ugly ornaments like bows and Santa Claus images.... they are so 20th Century. Don't use a fake Christmas Tree...zombies hate fake. Go to your nearest forest and chop couple of trees. They are there for you to take and they are free!

Hang couple of Zombie-related Mistletoe so we know where to locate you when we get hungry for brains.
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