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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Travel Advisory: Zimbabwe and the Sperm Hunters

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It has been all over the news : in Zimbabwe a crime spree is happening as we speak. A bunch of women are into the business of stealing...gasp...SPERM from men and -I heard- zombies. They collect this poor guy's sperm and sell it in the black market where is converted into "juju" potion (great for your mojo).

Zimbabwe's Tourism Office has seen an increase in male's travel to the Country. I am going next week.

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