Zombie's Christmas Presents Ideas 2014

So, you feel guilty but just can figure it out why. You wake up and feel guilty, go to bed and feel guilty. YES...sometimes zombies feel guilt, the only difference is that we do something about it.

When zombies feel guilty we resource to distraction to ease our busy minds...and we do everything we can to avoid a visit to the therapist. That's why we write to Santa and ask for "ease your mind" gifts.

Dear Santa: this Christmas all I want is the Thorn Glove (you can get it from Iceland's Design firm Sruli Recht). I have been told that once you put them on...you can't remove them...and not because you love them but because they will keep most of your hand's skin. Awesome !

The gloves are made of Icelandic basking shark skin and the lining consists of hundreds of hand-held needles that come form some sort of poisonous fish. Fortunately the poison has been removed.

I promise to use them daily, for two reasons: first, I like my hands with skin on and second because they cost about $4,000 US.

Please Santa.....