If your underwear could talk...

I am sure that it would tell incredible stories that you keep as a top secret. Zombies all over the planet are so confident that underwear can not talk that they do all sort of things, as they are sure that nobody will ever know. Until now.

Our good friends from MIT have created, after more than a decade of hard work, a new fabric that can not only listen but can reproduce sounds. Dr. Yoel Fink's team has been able to actually produce fibres that are able to detect sound (ouch!) and produce sound (double ouch!).

Accordingly to this scientific team, the new fabric is able to capture human voice and monitor body functions all the way from blood flow to brain pressure. The fibres are called "multi material piezoelectric fibres".

This is not that crazy...remember that you can actually buy now a days "forget-me-not-panties", which is underwear that can pinpoint your location, give you your temperature and heart rate. Let's say... trackable underwear. If you are a jealous zombie, this is the product for you to give as a Valentine's present to your girlfriend. No more cheating and not knowing the whereabouts of female zombies. The ultimate gift.

So, in the near future, be careful. You might want to think twice before eating those bean burritos. Your underwear might complain.