From the Zombie Book of Knowledge II

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

I MUST BE A ZOMBIE!

Mexico's two hundred year independence celebration

I can not ignore it. In my personal point of view the best way of celebrating their 100th Independence anniversary (I was there) was what  Justo Sierra decided to do by creating a FREE university for any mexican who wanted to have a career...100 years ago.
Now, two hundred years from the independence, all mexicans got was fireworks, a parade and a 20 metre high plastic figure....

Zombie Moment 1

This Russian zombie just wanted to have some fun. It did not work out. Zombies must be aware of possible technology malfunction.

ZOMBIES taking care of our skin

It is very important that we look after our decaying body. Taking care of our sensitive skin is a must. I recommend using cream on our knees and heels, as they tend to get dry.

Human Flesh Quality

Not the greatest thing on earth. I prefer Kobe beef, no doubt. Nowadays it is in fashion to eat "healthy" and zombies are to choose between "organic" or "traditional" food. Because we are zombies, and lack of brains -mistakenly- is associated with us, the big food corporations are making us believe that if we keep eating those pesticide-who know where that is coming from- food we are going to get these horrible diseases like cancer and botulism. Yeah right.

The healthy alternative is now to eat organic food, which is supposedly grown in a clean environment and no pesticides or chemicals are used. Of course those so called advantages can not be certified so we must believe the growers that their claims are an actual fact. Also there is no proof that all non-organic food is bad for you. The key here is that organic food is WAY more expensive than traditional food and still leaves a huge food-print by the time is offered at our local super market. Fear is an amazing sales tool.

The question here is... is it true that what we eat will affect our health?... and if so... is it true that organic food is the solution?

Are organic humans healthier food for a zombie than regular Twinkie-Frito eaters?

I have seen organic strawberries, oranges, potatoes and organic meat. I have also seen (Wholefoods) ORGANIC WILD SALMON!... when I was at such mega expensive outlet I decided to ask the clerk at the fish counter..

-excuse me, is this fish actually certified organic?
Of course Sr. All we sell is certified organic.
-and... is this  wild salmon or is it farm?
We ONLY sell WILD, of course (with that look of "you are an idiot")
(My wife leaves the scene, leaving me alone in my important research.)
...and...HOW do you know what this fish has been eating if it is WILD?...how do you know it did not eat junk or food that was contaminated from, let's say, the gasoline from boats and the common pollution that is in our waters?
-because we only sell certified food, Sr. -annoyed-
...one more question
(more annoyed clerk looks with oh my God is this an idiot or what look)
Yes...
...what is the difference between THIS salmon and the one that they sell at the local fish shop?
(VERY annoyed clerk, raised voice)
-I told you Sr. THIS IS CERTIFIED ORGANIC.

I rest my case.

Because we are what we eat, I am a unhealthy as it gets. Not even the mosquitoes want to drink my blood. As I know I won't die, I don't actually care. I eat what I want and not what I am told to eat. My advice is: zombies of the world, please feel free to eat whatever you want, just with moderation. And please, don't eat zombies... that is just disgusting.

Zombie Goalie

Zombies also play soccer. This is the play of 2010...so far.

Eye of the Beholder IV

Dr. Zombie, if you don't mind

Call it Zombies 101: The University of Baltimore is offering a new class on the undead.

The course is being taught by Arnold Blumberg, the author of a book on zombie movies, "Zombiemania," and the curator of Geppi's Entertainment Museum, which focuses on American pop culture, according to The Baltimore Sun newspaper.

Students taking English 333 will watch 16 classic zombie films and read zombie comics. As an alternative to a final research paper they may write scripts or draw storyboards for their ideal zombie flicks.

The university isn't the first to have a class on the undead. Columbia College in Chicago has offered a course on Zombies in popular media for years, and at Simpson College in Iowa students spent the spring semester writing a book on "The History of the Great Zombie War."

ZOMBIEHUMOR

From the Zombie Book of Secret Knowledge 1

Life is sexually transmitted

Mexican Zombie Movie Official Trailer

Mexicans are celebrating their 200 anniversary of their independence from Spain. I found this movie trailer and decided to show it here...why?... why not.

Zombie Food Chain